Two-Finger Exercise (Piano Bar)
Gilbert Allen

                        Men with ring fingers longer than their index fingers
                       are prone to violence and aggression.

You’ve kissed my hand—
now I’d like to kiss yours.
Please understand.
You’ve kissed my hand,
and I’m not looking for a wedding band.
Put down that Coors.
You’ve kissed my hand.
Now I’d like to kiss yours. 

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